Ratatouille, Je T'aime

FINALLY met up with Alyson (also known as Erlaison) and Kaiyin yesterday. Gosh, the three of us haven't been hanging out together since like eons ago!



Oh well, at least she'll be in Penang for the next year, so maybe Kaiyin and I can pop by and visit her and the glorious food there. But soon, she'll be scooting off to Dublin, Ireland! Gosh seriously what coolbeans man.

FYI, I'm appointing Erlaison to be my future cosmetic surgeon! Haha, so next time when all my friends are all wrinkly and saggy, I will be receiving free botox jabs from my very good ol' friend here. Oh the joy! Yeap, everyone can go suck on that and forever wallow in self pity.

So anyways, we FINALLY caught Ratatouille!




Wow, I have nothing but praises for this movie. Truly avant garde la seriously, there's nothing to criticise! Everything from the so-real animation, humour (even though it's slapstick), characterisation... all just impeccable!

HOMG everyone please do yourself a favour and go watch it right away. Also, remember to be on time, cos the short animation before the movie shouldn't be missed.

And the most important thing of all... DON'T WATCH IT IN MALAYSIA! Yeah the movie tickets are like dirt cheap, but the experience totally like crap!

Fuck, can't stand Malaysians. The malay guy sitting next to me was like a total DOUCHEBAG seriously. His body odour stank BIG TIME! And barely 15 minutes after the movie started, he suddenly stood up to take his leave. And he forced and barged his way out of the row of seats (oh and he's fat too) and even spilled Pepsi on Erlaison! Gosh, what a motherfucker.

FOR GOODNESS SAKE. Retarded people who can't understand English, and can't be bothered to read the subtitles should be barred from the cinemas please.

And if you think this is the end of my horrible experience, wait there's more! There was this ahbeng sitting in the front row listening to Nelly Furtado throughout the whole movie. ON LOUDSPEAKERS! What. the. fuck.

GOSH. I shouldn't be so mad at these low-life beings, but I seriously can't help it if they keep making my life a misery.

Anyhows, on to happier things.


GASP! Kaiyin snagged herself a Calvin Klein model! Fredrik Ljungberg, mind you. SWEDISH hotness okay!

I'm gonna watch Hairspray tomorrow! Can't wait! I've been like blasting the soundtrack repeatingly for like 3549437 times already. Makes me wanna shake and shimmy it with all of my might everytime I hear it!

Then I'm probably gonna go catch ALI LARTER in VivoCity! In case you didn't know, the cast of Heroes are coming to town! YAY to Hiro Nakamura! And that Indian guy, Mohinder Suresh *cue Indian-esque sitar music playing in the background* .

Haha, it's funny how they play that Indian-esque music everytime he's in the scene. It's like, oh he's Indian, we should so totally have some Indian-inspired music everytime he appears!

Too bad Milo Ventimiglia isn't coming, cos it would be fun screaming his names. "Peter Petrelli" is such a nice-sounding alliteration, it'd be interesting to shout his name repeatedly. And screaming his real name "Milo" will be like ordering in a crowded noisy kopitiam!

Wooh! I think tomorrow's gonna be an exciting groovy day.